| You Are a Chocolate Cake |
 Fun, comforting, and friendly. You are a true classic, and while you're not super cutting edge, you're high quality. People love your company - and have even been known to get addicted to you. |
Fun, comforting and friendly? Sure, must mean I bring home stray anything. True Classic, must mean I'm old and going to end up in the dollar bin soon. Hmmm, not super,cutting edge? That's depressing, I try to stay on top of things. High Quality? Was there any doubt? Love my company? Who doesn't? get addicted to me? Hmmmmm, kinda scary, stalker scary, tho it may explain the vultures circling. Don't you want to know what kind of cake you are?
